If you don't know anything, Brit Hume, maybe you should shut the fuck up!

Brit Hume is possibly the worst human being to ever live. Now coming from a man who shares network space with Mort Kondracke, Fred Barnes, Sean Hannity, John Gibson, Neal Cavuto and Bill O'Reilly, that's quite a feat. It isn't necessarily the clear come-over he wears with devestating phoniness, nor is it his gigantic growth dominating his right cheek. Although those all fit into the equation, if only aesthetically. The truth is that Brit Hume is the most relentless, and yet oblivious tool in human history. Hume is in charge of a sort of media wrap-up segment to get his right-wing viewers mouth watered for the O'Reilly Factor. Incidentally, the only Factor on the O'Reilly Factor is untruthes, both brutal and discouraging. Bill O'Reilly ISN'T looking out for you, but I suppose you realized that by now. Hume commands Kondracke and Barnes, the so-called Beltway Boys, with insurmountable ease. He changes their opinions if contradictory to his or his administrations. And although Hume has no sway in the administration, he's part of their propaganda wing. In the aftermath of September 11th, Hume gallantly attacked those who offered peace as an alternative. He vigorously challenged any opinion, for he is apparently the ultimate authority on everything martial, and knows way more than you, even the smartest man on the planet, Noam Chomsky, who he considered delusional. Now calling someone like Chomsky (someone with brilliance, knowledge, and above all, honesty) is a heavy deal. Yet when asked about it by liberals, he vehemently denied it. It wasn't so much that he called one of my heroes delusional in the wake of a national tragedy. It was just that he is more delusional about his beliefs than anyone other person on the planet. After Hurricane Katrina, he sided with an administration that he believed made NO mistakes. He did the right thing, however. He donated money, organized pledges and even housed several displaced citizens. Oh wait, that wasn't him? Seriously? Actually, Hume criticized those too poor and old to leave the city, and hinted that they deserved to die. Brit Hume is also a careless, nefarious person, strong words I know. So Brit, I challenge you to a battle of wits, and although you are unarmed, I'll battle you regardless. I care that much about you!