Yeah, I can see that you support the troops, but drive faster, fuck-face!

now i'm claiming to be the most patriotic person in the world, far from it, but i have some support for our troops in iraq. i feel very, very bad for them. i feel they are unfortunately put in the line of fire every damn day for reasons still oblivious to me. freedom, sure, maybe, but what about the other countries that need freedom as well? where there isn't any oil? oh yeah, there's a still a few more of those left. those i know who've been over there have faced unimaginable sadness and hardships. it just doesn't seem right to me to pack up thousands of our young men and women and send them halfway across the world to die for no reason. and i truly feel bad for them. that being said, i'd wish to comment on the fact of those patriotic men and women with the "support our troops" stickers.
these simple stickers can tell a lot about the person driving in front of you. political, social, and even religion is displayed with a simple support our troops sticker. the more famous "god bless our troops sticker" is a less subtle way of showing the inner beliefs of the driver.


now, as i stated before, there is nothing wrong with support of the troops. i can deal with that. i'm sure, however, there is a myriad of things that they are doing over there that i cannot support, such as the murder of men, women and children. now i know you red-staters will hate to hear that, but atrocities are going over there committed by our troops that our unspeakable. just visit bbc, al-jezera or any israeli news station. what pisses is me off, is that these conservative, backward-ass fuck-baits drive 10-to-15 miles slower than the usual vehicle. that is a national statistic by the way. which leads me to say, i don't give a fuck if you are fucking soldier, drive a little faster ass-job, i know you must be scared shitless to drive fast on your leave at home, with scenes of fallujah and najaf pounding through your school, the smallest muffler snort reverting you to your martial instincts, but seriously, cut me and the other six-thousand drivers behind you some fucking slack! support the troops, fine, go ahead, i don't give a shit, but if it makes you drive faster, tell them to get bent, and let's all hope and dream that this war will one day be over, and these men and women can all drive fast through city streets, allowing all of us the freedom's we hold so dear.